Oprah Talks About Low Cost Dental

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Oprah Winfrey was seething with anger. Tom Cruise had just jumped up and down on her special ultra-expensive sofa made out of peacock feathers and ostrich by-products. This would take a whole lot of money to fix and Tom shouldn’t have behaved the way he did. Oprah decided to avenge herself by humiliating Tom on her show, “Tom, I’ve heard that you have recently bought a low cost dental health insurance plan, is that true?” Oprah asked.


That hit Tom hard! How the hell did Oprah come to know that Tom had purchased a low cost dental health insurance plan! Maybe Katie Holmes had opened her big fat mouth, Tom wondered. Oprah had just devalued Tom in the eyes of his audience. Tom was hurt.


“Oh, not only that, I’ve also heard that your dentist called you “The Guy With The Smelly Saliva” minutes after you used your low cost dental health insurance plan? Is that true?” Oprah continued her emotionally abusive, morally degrading mind game.


Tom was feeling belittled and guilty because he had bought a low cost dental health insurance plan when he could have afforded a rich, expensive dental plan.


“Can you show the audience here what an low cost dental health insurance plan card looks like? And tell them how you went about buying a steeply discounted low cost dental health insurance plan?” Oprah barked into Tom’s direction, her eyes flashing an evil glint.


Tom broke down. He sobbed uncontrollably. His feelings were dismissed, he was being told to perform a humiliating task, and Oprah was ripping his self-worth and dignity apart. Tom now knew it was not Katie, but his big-mouthed insurance broker who would have spilled the beans about his buying a low cost dental health insurance plan! Tom decided that: (i) next time onwards he would always buy a low cost dental health insurance plan online, and (2) he wouldn’t invite Oprah to his wedding.


The moral of this story is that you shouldn’t buy a low cost dental health insurance plan from big-mouthed insurance brokers. Buy your low cost dental health insurance plan online and in complete privacy from us, www.naaip.org. Y’know, we can give you the best possible low cost dental health insurance plan because we are networked with the best low cost dental health insurance plan companies in the business. Go ahead; take a low cost dental health insurance plan from us; Oprah won’t know about it!

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