Wishing for Spam: Dental Insurance For Self Employed

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A typical day for Joey Mendes would be to receive these at home: phone messages pitching mortgage refinancing or offering a debt consolidation loan, animated but unsolicited faxes, and dozens of spam e-mails .

Amidst these infringements on his personal space, Joey keeps his cool, precisely because he does the same to others. Working as a professional spammer, he gets to send out just as many phone messages and spam to twenty people more.

So Joey actually feels lucky that the universe only throws back to him a fraction of the information mayhem that he sends out... Joey wished people like him would send out something useful, like a quote for dental insurance for self employed people like him. He's only been spamming on penis enhancers and viagra.

He'd believe he's ranking highly with the universe if he gets relevant information on dental insurance for self employed people. God knows he needs dental insurance for self employed people. He has to replace his front teeth dentures six months from now.

But all he's getting so far are just about the same spam that he gives – viagra and penis enhancers (in that particular order).

Joey got a call one day from Olivier, a college friend.

"So, Joey, do you have dental insurance for self employed people?"

Joey couldn't believe Olivier just asked him about dental insurance for self employed people. He spaced out for awhile.

"JOEY. HELLO... ARE YOU THERE?"

The spammer cum seeker of dental insurance for self employed people finally found his voice.

"No, I don't have dental insurance for self employed people. I actually wish I was spammed with information on dental insurance for self employed people."

"That's not necessary. I'm selling https://naaip.org/ for https://naaip.org/health-insurance/directory, you know. And now that we're talking, I know you're going to get dental insurance for self employed people from me."

It wasn't long after getting dental insurance for self employed people (from us, of course) that Joey realized he should be careful of what he wishes for – because he just might get it. He's right now being spammed for dental insurance for self employed people.

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